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Can We Rock?
04:17
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Oi, Oi
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for Cark?
Started this band in the salad days
Now we are pushing middle age
Screaming babies, creaking knees
Bill collectors that would like some more please
It makes you want to scream and shout
Just what rock should be about
But we keep wondering
Can we rock
Can we roll
Now that we are so old
Can we rock anymore
Are you free next week to play?
Or will it take six months to find a day?
Now a sponge for angst instead of a spitfire
Have to play slow songs so we don’t get tired
It makes you want to scream and shout
Just what rock should be about
But we keep wondering
Can we rock
Can we roll
Now that we are so old
Can we rock anymore
Supposed to explode, not decay
Burn out not fade away
Everyone tells us rock is a summer’s day
But we’re still underground
Our hearts still bleed sound
So let’s bring that chorus back around
With no more wondering
Can we rock
Can we roll
Now that we are so old
Can we rock?
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2. |
Masturbation Mirror
02:45
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You probably Masturbate in the mirror
So you can Jerk off to yourself all day long
You probably Masturbate in the mirror
Jerk off to yourself all day long
Prolong the schlong wrong, and strong pong that dong
It be like...
One and two and three and four
Ooh baby ooh baby ohh baby, more
Narcissistic lullaby
So into yourself, my oh my
You probably Masturbate in the mirror
So you can Jerk off to yourself all day long
You probably Masturbate in the mirror
Jerk off to yourself all day long
How many times?
...while I’m singing this song
One and two and three and four
Ooh baby ooh baby gimme, more
Narcissistic lullaby
So into yourself, my oh my
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3. |
Ghost Is the Most
02:20
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I can dodge you in the streets
I can dodge you online
Make you take a number
Get back into the line
I can straight up disappear
Without an adios
Hate to break it to you honey
But my ghost is the most
Once I’m out the door
You ain’t gonna see me again
So if you want more
You best start talking
I can erase you from my life
Make the world forget your name
Just a little sleight of hand
In this emotional shell game
You will disappear silently
Instead of bellicose
Hate to break it to you honey
But my ghost is the most
Once I’m out the door
You ain’t gonna see me again
So if you want more
The clock is ticking
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4. |
Tacotronic
02:20
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Tacotronic
I’m tacotronic baby
I’m tacotronic
Powered by tacos yes I am
Powered by tacos cause I’m a modern man
Powered by tacos look at me go
Tacotronic
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5. |
Radioactive Squirrels
02:52
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I try to write a song that’ll make you move your hips
But instead I get bogged down in existential shit
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I try and make a joke to put a smile on your lips
But I end up navel gazing like a whiny bitch
Oh yeah, oh yeah
All my friends are at a bbq
I’m over in the corner don’t know what to do
Why can’t I ever just let myself have fun
I want to run around in circles
Why am I so screwed up
I want to make out with girls
Why am I so screwed up
I want to drink beer and hurl
Why am I so screwed up
I’d rather sing about unstoppable armies of Radioactive squirrels
Try and tell a story with an absurd twist
End up coming off a narcissist
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Try to have a convo with some new people
End up tripping over syllables
Oh yeah, oh yeah
All my friends are on the dance floor doing the twist
While I’m busy scaring off another therapist
Why can’t I just let myself have fun
I want to run around in circles
Why am I so screwed up
I want to make out with girls
Why am I so screwed up
I want to drink beer and hurl
Why am I so screwed up
I’d rather sing about unstoppable armies of Radioactive squirrels
Weirdo, not emo, is what I’m shooting for
So why am I facedown on the floor
Goofy shit, gimme goofy goofy shit
Enough with the personal apocalypse
Why can’t I let myself have fun
I want to run around in circles
Why am I so screwed up
I want to make out with girls
Why am I so screwed up
I want to drink beer and hurl
Why am I so screwed up
I’d rather sing about unstoppable armies of Radioactive squirrels
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6. |
Shark-Wrangling Band
02:41
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Cark is a shark-wrangling band
Cark is a shark-wrangling band
Don’t you give us no heifers, or give us no swordfish
This here’s a shark-wrangling band
It happened in China one day
It happened in China one day
We met rubber deep throat, the shark that is goat
And now we’re a shark-wrangling band
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7. |
Kneadcholuv
02:07
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Ooh-ooh, baby-doll
I’ll get down on my knees and crawl
Ooh-ooh, honey-pie
I don’t need no reason why
Ooh-ooh, sugar-bear
Don’t you leave me don’t you dare
Ooh-ooh, baby-doll
I’ll get down on my knees and crawl
I needcholuv babe
I needcholuv babe
I need it plea-ee-ee-ee-eaaaaaase….
Ooh-ooh, baby-doll
I’ll get down on my knees and crawl
Ooh-ooh, honey-pie
I don’t need no reason why
Ooh-ooh, sugar-bear
Don’t you leave me don’t you dare
Ooh-ooh, baby-doll
I’ll get down on my knees and crawl
I needcholuv babe
I needcholuv babe
I need it plea-ee-ee-ee-eaaaaaase….
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8. |
Cark for Kids
02:38
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It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like ppph, and waaa, and ooh, and meow
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like lalalalalalalalala yow!
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like fart fart fart fart fart fart ka-plow
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like wow wow wocka wow wow!
Your mouth is a hole in your head
That can make cool sounds
So if you hear a sound in your head
Then open your mouth and let it come out
And go....
(Noises in rhythm)
Cause sound is fun
for everyone
and your mouth is how
You get the job done
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like ppph, and waaa, and ooh, and meow
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like lalalalalalalalala yow!
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like fart fart fart fart fart fart ka-plow
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like wow wow wocka wow wow!
Your mouth is a hole in your head
That can make cool sounds
So if you hear a sound in your head
Then open your mouth and let it come out
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like ppph, and waaa, and ooh, and meow
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like lalalalalalalalala yow!
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like fart fart fart fart fart fart ka-plow
It’s fun to make noises with your mouth
Like wow wow wocka wow wow!
Cause sound is fun
for everyone
and your mouth is how
You get the job done
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9. |
Tokyo Thunder
02:17
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Tokyo thunder
Tokyo thunder
Tokyo thunder And he’s back in the saddle again
When the Tokyo thunder met the Oregon mouth
He said I got some jams that we gotta kick out
Don’t need no one else, they’ll just slow us down
We’re gonna rock hard and
we’re gonna rock now.
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10. |
Kaiju Mama
02:21
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Some people like to rock
Some people like to roll
But when I hit the stage
I do Godzilla’s mating call
Ah baby
Come out the ocean and play
Oh Kaiju mama
Wash this town away
Some people like to sing
Some people like to shout
But when I rock and I roll
I like let the demons/Dinos/kaijus out
Ah baby
Come out the ocean and play
Oh Kaiju mama
Wash this town away
Aaaaaaaaaaaa!
Aaaaaaaaaaaa!
Aaaaaaaaaaaa!
Aaaaaaaaaaaa!
Some monsters like to ball
Some monsters like to mash
But when I hit the stage
I wanna stomp and smash
Ah baby
Come out the ocean and play
Oh Kaiju mama
Wash this town away
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11. |
Kuchi Sabishii
03:29
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My teeth feel alone in the middle of a crowd
My tongue fills the space just by talking loud
My pallet ain’t cleft, just bereft
Shove some pie in my hole cause my mouth’s got no one left
My throat has a black hole inside
Neither of my cheeks can cross the divide
I just had lunch, and I ate a bunch
Still my mouth is lonely, give it Hawaiian Punch
Kuchi Sabishii
Feed me feed me feed me
Kuchi Sabishii
My mouth is lonely for some grub
So give it some love
My gums recede from a lack of love
My tonsils are waiting to be got rid of
My lips have each other, but they long for another
Won’t you give them some fresh new flavor to discover
My esophagus is headed down in the dumps
My tongue can’t feel nothing without some taste buds
My bridge lost its crown, now it’s always feeling down
Won’t you take it on a couples cruise to flavor town
Kuchi Sabishii
Feed me feed me feed me
Kuchi Sabishii
My mouth is lonely for some grub
So give it some love
I ain’t hungry but my mouth is lonely
Looking for a pie to be it’s one and only
Load up on my feelings at the buffet
I ain’t hungry but my mouth is lonely
Spent one too many nights without any baloney
And my mouth deserves better today
Kuchi Sabishii
Feed me feed me feed me
Kuchi Sabishii
My mouth is lonely for some grub
So give it some love
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Cark is on the road again
Rocking hard and making friends
After the show
But no matter how many fans
We might meet to shake their hands
It’s just for show
We might play for thousands
Or an audience of four
Even if our heroes came walking through the door
There’s still just one person that we’re doing this for
We rock it for the sound guy
Jaded and bored, they’ve heard it all before
Every night
He puts up with the bands bullshit, and the audience suggestions on the mix
Every night
That’s why Cark ignores the audience
Cark ignores the crowd
Cark just wants to please the man
Who makes sure that we are fucking loud
Because his approval is the rarest around
We rock it for the sound guy
We rock it for the sound guy
It ain’t just guys that give us all the feels
Sound girls do the same and they can do it backwards in heels
That’s why we rock it for the sound girl
We rock it for the sound girl
We rock it for the sound girl
Unsung hero of rock and roll
Your tone is warm, your mix is gold
Without you no one could hear us sing...
That poor fuck
Who hears/suffers through so much suck
Night after night after night
Give him a high five!
(Riffs galore)
Cark might play a stadium
Cark could play the moon
Cark could play at your mom’s house
Or in an empty room
But it means nothing without a balanced EQ, so...
Mr. sound guy, this one’s for you
Now please
Turn up the bass.
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13. |
What People Say
03:54
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I don’t know what you’ve been told
I stopped listening oh so long ago
Those stories, they’re always bold
Like balls of snow watch them roll, and see them grow
I don’t know what’s been said
Listening only makes me see red
Those rumors thought long dead
They rattle round inside your head, inside your head
All I know is that you see me differently
Than you did yesterday
I can assure you I’m the same person
No matter what people say
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14. |
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Started this band in the salad days
Now we are pushing middle age
Screaming babies, creaking knees
Bill collectors that would like some more please
It makes you want to scream and shout
Just what rock should be about
But we keep wondering
Can we rock
Can we roll
Now that we are so old
Can we rock anymore
Are you free next week to play?
Or will it take six months to find a day?
Now a sponge for angst instead of a spitfire
Have to play slow songs so we don’t get tired
It makes you want to scream and shout
Just what rock should be about
But we keep wondering
Can we rock
Can we roll
Now that we are so old
Can we rock anymore
Supposed to explode, not decay
Burn out not fade away
Everyone tells us rock is a summer’s day
But we’re still underground
Our hearts still bleed sound
So let’s bring that chorus back around
With no more wondering
Can we rock
Can we roll
Now that we are so old
Can we rock?
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Tingle Finger Recordings is an independent online record label founded by an unknown interstellar rock
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Originating in Southern Oregon (USA), as a chronicler of obscure and forgotten rock music of the late 1990s, the label and its members look to continue spreading the Tingle, by delivering sounds of fun and excitement to listeners in various places.
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